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Graeme Finnan
"Zoff" is a quality goalkeeper who played for many years at Junior level and was cap of Scotland. He got his dream move to Douglas at the age.
Gareth Watkins
Excellent right back with a good footballing brain to boot.
Abby Rafiq
New recruit joining us from the star this season, excellent left sided player who can play in a variety of positins, inc doggy & missionary, his lover flem is testament to that.
Jimmy Shaw
"De Vos" loves to go on mazy runs and is prone to getting caught offside even though he is a centre half.
Paul Drumm
"Drummy" is a no nonsense central defender with fire in his belly......and cakes!
Matthew Leitch
Quality midfielder with sublime touches. Great passer of the ball but reluctant to pass a chipper - a J Lo bum!
Paul Dolan
"Bend it like Dolan" just loves trying the world cup stuff. Midfield grafter who is Douglas through and through
Ryan Thomson
"Happy Feet" is a gifted midfielder who just floats across the ground. Can turn players inside out, including himself.
David Graham
"The Kaiser" has been with the club for 14 years. Good sweeper who adores himself. Calls himself the bald god.
Danny Moir
"The Hitman" just loves to talk about his goal scoring exploits. Been quiet for a year now! The words coo, backside and banjo spring to mind.
Ciaran Rooney
Big strapping centre half who takes no prisoners an accomplished player who will be a good asset to the club,also likes to randomly call people in the wee small hours for a wee brag.....
Liam Gibb
"Limahl" is a really colourful character, mainly pink. Has had horrendous injury problems and illness in his attempt to secure a striking role.
Russell Headridge
"The Hedge" will scored goals for fun . Over 50 last season tells its own story but was that a flash in the pan??, puts everything into his game, but his fear of bees seems to stifle his goalscoring exploits with his many overhead fresh air attempts at them, Loves pulling on the dark blue top.
Ewan Grant
"Kung Fu" is an entertaing extraordinaire. A promising young striker prone to a wee stramash even at the tender age of 50
Terry Gray
"Smoothy" is a talented player who likes to get the ball down on the deck, stroking and caressing it with pleasure. Bet the 80 year old Granny who humped him at table tennis wishes she was the ball!
Davie Honeyman
"Honeybunny", is all action from the word go another striker with a tremendous work ethic, would score more goals if he stopped beating the defence 10 times and rounding the keeper 6
Steven McTaggart
"Ribena" has a huge talent and shows it when he gets the chance. Adds a few extra inches in attack.
Parve Khan (Manager)
Newly installed supremo this season, an ex douglas player who was legendery in his own day but not always for the right reason, The boss, the king, the main man call him what u will, if jose knew half the stuff parve did he would get down and kiss it, best looking guy in the team aswell .
Jocky Stewart (President)
In his heyday was the golden boy of sunday football. Had a stunning ability to score from 2 yards and miss from 1. Just content these days with being the special one!
Ian Coombs (Committee)
"Bites Yir Legs" is a tenacious terrier who would go through a brick wall for Douglas. Obviously this explains his looks. Great Servant!
Stevie Russell (Committee)
"Tarzan" is Vice President and has been with Douglas nearly as long as Jocky. Loves to be in control, especially the ba's.
John Roy (Committee)
"J.R" is a great clubman and a tartan army foot soldier
Arther Innes (Committee)
"Senior" thinks he's The Fonz but once appeared in a calender for ladies. Yep he was Mrs September!
Jimmy Dolan (Committee)
"Daddy Dolan" is as keen as mustard and parades up and down the touchlines barking "give em 5, give em 5"
Ian MacDonald (Committee)
"Pepe" a legend in his own Y fronts. Only two things stopped him reaching the top. Ability and women. Dundee's very own Rudolf Valentino.
John Stewart (Mascot)
Wee Jocky never misses a Blue Man U game and this wee blue devil is destined to wear that famous number 10 just like Daddy!
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